What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 04:52
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Sure no problem officer.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
{RING} {RING}
How can someone feel more FTM when AMAB?
HELLO
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.